Finale night! There are two things I always look for on the last episode of Big Brother - first, to see how accurately I predicted the vote count (I actually underestimated this time around), and second, to see if Janelle turned up in the audience at the live show (she didn't this time, shockingly enough). 1 out of 2 ain't bad, I guess, but with the way this season ended up, I'm perfectly alright with that. There are some things I'm not at ALL happy with, but you'll read about them in a minute. I'm sure those of you who know me through these recaps know what they are already (PINK DRESS! PINK DRESS!), but let's see how right you are. More Big Brother after the jump...

So it's pretty much all over now. The final two is secured, the jury is set, and April's made an appointment at the clinic to find out what the hell that rash is. Before we say goodbye to Season 10 on Tuesday's finale show, however, Big Brother found it necessary to ram another hour or rehashed crap from the entire season in the form of a recap show down our throats. Some scenes were bad, some scenes were good, and some scenes showed Angie in a bikini. More Big Brother after the jump...

Ten minutes after I posted my last Big Brother recap, I realized that I didn't rip on Keesha after she got evicted. At all. I'm so disappointed in myself for this, because after all, she WAS the hamster responsible for the eviction of my Korean lovebunny Angie. However, no matter how much I think Keesha looks as if she was pulled from the womb by her nose with a pair of pliers, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. After all, the surprise backdooring when she thought sure she'd made it to the final three felt mighty good to me, and besides, I do have to hand it to her for at least providing some much-needed jiggle to the final four sausage fest. Take care of that jiggle, Keesha. For the rest of your life, the amount of money in your tip jar at the end of the night is going to depend on it. More Big Brother after the jump...

The final push towards the end is on, and I'm not even talking about the contestants on Big Brother. I'm talking about us. Well, me, actually. This is the time in the season when I actually start paying attention to what's been happening on the live feeds and such, and I think it's a mixture of wanting to know what's happening way out there in the Big Brother house, and just attempting to wrap my head around the fact that it's finally going to be over in a matter of days. My summers have been dominated by this damn show for about four years now, and it gets me every time. Anyway, I'm getting far too sentimental about this piece of crap show, so let's just get to it. More Big Brother after the jump...

So Big Brother 10 is finally winding down to a close, so of COURSE that's when all the cool stuff starts happening. Sumo wrestlers! Gorilla suits! Hot contortionists! Well, I guess the producers had to make up for what was a fairly lackluster season somehow, but throwing a bunch of wacky stuff into it at the end seems kinda cheap, don't you think? Can Season 11 be comprised entirely of hot contortionists, please? Thanks. More Big Brother after the jump...