How I Met Your Mother: Woooo! : Episode 108

 Wooo Girl and Proud!

Todd starts off explaining to his kids that in 2008 after Robin lost her job she relied a lot on her friendship with Lily.  So when Robin finds out that Marshall isn't going to be around for an evening she suggests that Lily and she have a ladies night.

Lily however can't.  She already has plans with one of the girls she works with at school named Jillian.  It's her birthday party.  Robin becomes extremely jealous.  Robin feels her and Lily never get to hang out alone. Marshall is always around. Lily feeling horrible about this suggests that Robin come to the party with her.

Barney comes into the bar and announces that his work is looking for someone to design the new Goliath National Bank headquarter office downtown.  Right now Barney's company is looking at a group called SVEN.  Ted knows all about these annoying Swedish guys from Sweden. 

Barney explains that he told his co-workers they have to be more patriot and hire an American.  Barney then suggested Ted to them.  Marshall and Barney become excited because if Ted gets hired he can start taking part in their conference calls.

Apparently, Marshall and Ted duck into each other's office and yell conference call. Then the two of them go up to the roof and drink beer. When their done they throw their beer cans down at the pigeons. 

After everything Ted's been through with Stella he's excited for this challenge.  This means a lot to Ted.

Lily and Robin show up at Jillian's birthday party. Jillian just happens to be Jamie-Lynn Sigler.  Damn this girl is popping up everything.  In fact, she was just giving Turtle a blowjob on "Entourage" a few weeks back. Girl really does get around.... 

Jillian's party just happens to be at a cowboy bar called Giddy Up.  The girls' wooo when they arrive.  Through the whole night they wooo when a good song comes on, for half priced shots and when their riding the bull.  Lily is so surprised. Jillian is so quiet at school.

When Barney hears from Marshall that a bunch of wooo girls are hanging out with Lily he goes out to join them. 

When he arrives Barney explains to Robin and Lily why wooo girls are so important. If there weren't any wooo girls there won't be "Girls Gone Wild" our lots of wooo's from girls when Brown Eyed Girl is played at a bar.  In fact you might actually get to hear the song then.......

Ted gives his building presentation and actually feels good about it.  Later that night, Barney tells Ted that the board decided to go with Sven. Ted didn't get the job.  Robin drives by woooing out the sun roof of a limo.

Ted is disappointed. Marshall suggests that they go and pee on a Goliath National Bank building. Barney suggests that Ted finish his beer first so he has a full tank. Awww Ted is sooooo lucky to have such good friends!!!!!

Robin shows up as the guys leave. Lily confronts her little wooo incident.  Robin admits she's single and wants to sometimes hang out with other single girls who wooo.  Lily explains she can wooo but Robin tells her she can't. 

Marshall finds out that Barney was the one who voted against hiring Ted.  The two go upstairs to have another conference call.  Barney explains that everything went well with Ted's presentation but then they met Sven.  Sven wanted to build a dinosaur building that not only breaths out fire but will have a strip club. 

Marshall is livid.  He locks Barney on the roof so Barney can think about the decision he made. The pigeons slowly start to arrive. Guess they didn't really care for all those beer cans.....

Robin's out at the bar with the wooo girls when Lily shows up wearing a plastic fireman hat. Hey it was fire safety day at school. She tried!

Barney invites Sven for a conference call on the roof.  They don't understand why they are drinking beer and not actually having a conference call.  Sven thinks they are just wasting time being outside. 

Lily tries to fit into the group but kind of loses it when she tells the girls they are a bunch of prostitutes who probably have STDS.  Dude a STD is something you NEVER joke about.

Robin tries to make Lily feel better by explaining that she doesn't belong. See all these girls have nothing better to look forward to. Lily has Marshall.

Robin and Lily take a look at what each girls' wooo is really saying. One says "I've never been on a second date. Jillian's says "What if I never get to be a mom." Then there is Ted whose wooo says "My career and love life are heading nowhere." Wow am I a wooo girl????? Scary shit.

Robin admits that she's like these girls right now, being a little lost.  She still however wants to come to Lily for all the important things. Lily is her best friend.

Barney tells Ted that they fired Sven. That means Ted's got the job! Barney also begins to admit what he really did when Marshall stops him and puts the blame on another co worker.

10 minutes later Marshall admits what Barney did and the two decide to put Barney on the bull and leave.

Three hours later Barney finally falls off the bull. He over hears one of Jillian's friends suggesting they have a three way. He tries to make it over but falls down.  Jillian suggests Ted. He's cute. Oh and probably doesn't have an STD..........