The Hills: No Place Like Home (Episode 327)

"Chloé has two mommies!": Image courtesy MTV.com.Oooh, I'm all excited about "The Hills" again. Despite Whitney being nowhere in sight, Lo turns up the heat between herself and Audrina, making sure that nobody gets as close to Lauren as she does. Except maybe Chloe their new puppy. No wonder Audrina doesn't know her way around her own kitchen. Elsewhere, Stephanie nudges Spencer out the door.  Heidi offers her "services" to Brent and Sam, making herself more available now that Spencer no longer needs her to babysit.

"Chloe has two mommies!": If Audrina wants to hang with Chicago band Alkaline Trio while they record, Lo wants to shop and get sushi. When Lauren says she wants to get Audrina a little sign that says "Chateau Audrina" for the guest house, Lo makes a face. If Audrina and Chloe the new puppy get along, Lo pipes up that "Chloe has two mommies!" Audrina has Chiara at work, and Justin (who's been hanging out at the guest house), but what happened to Lauren and Audrina? Is this Lo punishing Audrina for being friendly with Heidi? Lo plays dumb, but come on.

"Two Men and A Little Heidi": I'm sorry, there was something very sleazy about Heidi putting in for a promotion at SBE. She wants to get put her hands in and open herself up. Apart from mixing up her metaphors, she's all over the place. She wants to get away from LA and Spencer, but she has to go to Las Vegas to do it.

Okay, so SBE is getting into the hotel business, and this could be a lot of good work for her, but Las Vegas doesn't seem like the place to focus. Still, though, Heidi gets herself on the SBE jet with Brent and SBE CEO Sam. Spencer narrowly misses her -- having been kicked out (finally) by Stephanie, Spencer must have come back, looking to see if he could move back in. Instead, finding the apartment empty, he gets on his iPhone (which I'm convinced is his new girlfriend -- and I can't say I blame him, as my iPhone is totally my boyfriend) to Stephanie and starts looking.

Out & About: Sadly, we are denied the experience of shopping with Lo and Lauren, though we do get to tag along to Luckyfish with them for sushi. I love sushi, especially when it comes to my table on a conveyor belt. Alkaline Trio recorded at Pulse Recording. And SLS Hotels, a new venture of SBE, is slowly taking over the world.