Rock of Love 2 - "Lost Moments" (Clip Show)

It's mere days from the finale, and it's time for the mandatory clip show, remembering all of the snaks that have gone before finalists Ambre and Daisy. Bret says he's been through a lot in his career, but nothing like what he's gone through for the past 11 weeks. He says, "it's been fiery...it's been smokin' hot." I think there's an ointment for that, Bret. Bret said he couldn't keep up with all of the craziness in the house and promises us some never-before-seen clips that we've...ummm...never seen. Thanks for clearing that up, bandana boy.

Bret says he's been watching the show every Sunday, just like the rest of us and said this season has been a "cinderella Story...victory snatched from the jaws of defeat. A story of a stomach." Apparently, and I don't remember this, Bret was quite taken with soccer mom Ambre's abs, taking a shot of them during their first night photo shoot. In the previously unseen footage (from now on, known as PUF) we get to see Ambre and Bret compare their ab workouts in the mansion's workout room. Riveting. What's better is that she asks Angelique for workout tips. Ummm, I think our French friend is more concerned with other muscles, if you know what I mean. Later on, in some PUF, we find out that Ambre starting cutting all of her shirts to expose her midriff - pointed out by awful Megan, who surmised she must have had "two or three kids" with that stomach. Oh, shut up.

Bret says that he loves the little things Daisy does to let him know he's on her mind, like this...cue the PUF! Daisy wanted to make a photo scrapbook of she and Destiney cleaning the gym ("And we can be like this is when Destiney dropped the chlorine...") I can't believe they didn't show this before! They took "steamy" pictures with wet-naps. Okee-dokee. Ambre walked in on Daisy's impromptu photo session and was recruited to take some faux-lesbian shots of the pair. Sigh. Bret interrupts and says he's had to make some hard decisions - one of which was letting "face time!" Peyton go. So, courtesy of some PUF, we get to hear Peyton sing. She is in the process of writing a song for Bret and some of the other girls (like Inna) actually compliment her on her pipes (she's miles better than Daisy, that's for sure.) She sound like a low-rent Melissa Etheridge.

Bret says that the girls gave their all to win dates with him. So, thanks to our friend PUF, we get to see the hose-off after Bret's second (probably annual) Mud Bowl. The water was cold and Megan, who sat the event out, was determined to spray the wig off Catherine's head. She shot Inna in the face and I wish she would have kicked the snot out of her right then. Bret shows PUF of a true "battle of the blonds" between Megan and Jessica - a rousing match of "rock star, paper, scissors" over who would get to sleep with Bret first. Geez. Bret loves the game because he wins either way. In an intense "best of three" match, Jessica wins. Now Bret whips out his high school French to re-introduce us to Frenchy (Angelique) and his "Ukranian Love Tank", Inna. In some PUF, Ambre is pondering what Frenchy's going to wear on a data and says there's no one like her where she's from (Alabama). Angelique chooses a "high-class" (her words, definitely not mine) shiny pink dress. Inna says Frenchy doesn't have anything classy (yup) and says she'lll probably just wear some pearls. Inna started in on Frenchy and says she looks like "a Hoover" with her "big ass lips." I have a new-found love for Inna.

Bret now talks about the perils of drinking and dating. He never got to say goodbye to Courtney, the girl who got so plastered the first night that she missed elimination. In some PUF, she can't comprehend why she was getting kicked off, She was hoping for a "plus one", which I guess is drunk girl for "do-over." She tried to find Big John to plead her case, under a zebra print blanket. Big John wasn't having it. Big John called her on the house phone and said it ws "nothing personal" but there was nowhere for her to sleep. Way to let her down easy, Big John. Bret said it was really hard for him to say goodbye to Kristy (Krazy) Joe, because she wasn't trying to be hated (my thoughts exactly). Courtesy of some more PUF, Daisy and Destiney find a photo of KJ and proceed to deface it with ranch dressing and hang it on the fridge. Megan renames her "Kristy Kreme", which I am adopting if I ever have to be a stripper, and hilarity ensues. Ambre thought it was funny. The guilty parties played dumb about the whole thing. KJ thought the prank was dumb and came from someone who was just jealous.

Bret said he wasn't the only one who fell for KJ's charms. Remember when Aubry gave up her pass, which she wasn't getting anyway? Well, apparently, the two of them got real close in the skankery. KJ said they got close through a bunch of "intense conversations" and cuddling. Aubry looked at KJ at one moment and her "heart fell out of her body". She sensed KJ had some "solid feelings" for her. They even had a "lovers' spat", with Aubry putting eye shadow on KJ after a date. Again, riveting, no? Aubry got to a point where she was torn between Bret and KJ. She apologized to KJ about the eye shadow incident and KJ gave her a "plus one." Eeek. Bret wanted to show us more, but he has to go to Cancun and pick the lady responsible for "Rock of Love 3" - see ya'll on Sunday for the big finale!