Rock of Love 2 - "Bitter Suite" (Episode 210)

Bret, the ladies and Heather are off to Vegas. Oh, this oughta be good. Bret says he has "feelings" for all of the girls. They're off to Vegas to find an inner spiritual connection (drink) and party their f'in asses off. The ladies hop on a jet and fly to Vegas. Jessica is concerned that she thinks Bret might still see her as too innocent and vows to do whatever it takes to shatter that perception. The gang arrive at the Hard Rock and is greeted by the VP of marketing, who looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. Bret vows to show the gals "rock and roll." Daisy is ready to get "down and dirty" with her man. The ladies arrive at a luxurious suite, complete with a pool table and gifts for the girls (cowboy hats a'plenty!) Destiney says she's there for Bret 100%. Heather makes a beeline for the bar. My kinda gal. Bret has a note for his "awesome foursome...and Heather." Jessica and Destiney are ordered to put on golf outfits and Ambre and Daisy get a later dinner date. Jessica played varsity golf and is psyched to hit the links with Bret. Heather decides that the ladies should "80s it up" and teases their hair. Of course, no one volunteers to do anyone's hair to help, it was all part of Heather's scheming to get Bret all to herself (which I am now positive she's trying to do.) Bret said the ladies' 'dos brought back some fond memories for him. Like when he had his own hair.

Heather continued to dig for dirt on the "skanks." Ambre says Daisy's weapon in the war for Bret was her sexuality. She said she could "sex it up" for Bret but doubts they have any real connection. Daisy just can't see the soccer mom and Bret together - she assummes Ambre's got some granny panty action going on. Heather spends a little one-on-one time with the gals to figure out what's going on. Daisy says she doesn't feel threatened by the other girls. Heather doesn't think any of the gals are good matches for Bret. Daisy thinks Heather wants to take her down and decides to keep a little distance from her. Heather pulls Ambre aside and the two of them hack on Daisy. Heather thinks she needs a "way out" (just like she was accused of last season.) Heather tells Ambre that she has to tell Bret everything about Daisy at dinner. Heather reveals the "secret" that men think with their smaller head. No, really? I am well aware that "Little Bret" has been the HBIC throughout both seasons of this show.

Bret takes Jessica and Destiney to the golf course for a little sunset golf (because there's no way in hell you'd want to be outside in Vegas in the middle of the day.) Bret was enjoying watching Destiney stretch and loved that she was so rock and roll, but feared she may be too much of a party girl. Jessica was doing well on the course and was glad to have a chance to show off in front of Bret. Destiney was not quite so good at golf. Jessica is afraid Bret perceives her as a "girl next door" and wants to show him her sexier side. She's all over Bret, which pisses Destiney off. Her revenge was posing slutty on the green. Post-golf, the ladies head back to the suite, where they encounter a bitchier-than-usual Daisy. Destiney felt "attacked" and hoped their date sucked. Ambre's nervous about the date, she feels it's her last chance to talk to Bret. Bret meets the gals at a steakhouse, because Bret says that they "need some meat." Bret wants to know more about the ex-boyfriend situation because he feels "someone" has a story to tell. Bret asks Daisy about her living situation with Douchey Charles. Daisy thought the whole deal had been settled and stumbled around with her answers to Bret's questions. He can't buy the fact that Daisy hasn't dated anyone in two years. Daisy sayys she's been through some "crazy ass s--t" but Bret feels like she's not telling him everything.

Daisy is still dancing around the truth with Bret. She told Bret she had an abortion, but Charles stuck around to support her. Daisy fears that Bret thinks she and Charles are not over. She basically supports Charles by making lots of money - as a stripper. What a shocker! Ambre starts grilling her about her finances and Daisy gets defensive. Heather tells Jessica and Destiney that they need to be wary of Daisy, as she feels she has no competition. Heather doesn't think Daisy should be there. Destiney gets crazy about the whole situation, Heather has convinced her that Daisy is not her friend. Jessica fears that it's going to be "on like Donkey Kong" when Daisy gets back in the suite. Destiney and Daisy get into it, complete with screeching and cussing. Ambre jumps in and gets on Daisy as well. Daisy doesn't appreciate being ganged up on. Ambre doesn't like the fact that Daisy has taken too much of her time with Bret. Heather also jumps on the attack on Daisy and throws a drink in her face.

Big John comes in the suite and escorts the ladies to his monster suite, complete with a private blackjack table. Daisy is having a hard time pretending that everything's hunky dory and starts to squabble with Destiney. Destiney throws a drink at Daisy and Bret gets upset, leaving Big John to chastise the ladies for "disrespecting" Bret. Destiney feels like a jerk (just now?) Daisy blames Heather for turning the other girls against her. Bret is upset and sends the ladies back to their room, but pulls Daisy aside to chat. He needs to get to the bottom of Daisy's story. Bret asks her if she's there for the right reasons and she says she just wants love. Bret believes that she is there for him, as anyone else would have walked by now. Daisy comes back into the suite and gets an icy reception from Ambre and Jessica. The next morning, Destine feels horrible about her crazy behavior of the previous night and tries to come up with a plan to eradicate any memories of the night from Bret's wig-covered noggin. Bret meets with Heather again to talk about the girls before elimination. Heather is doubtful that Ambre's the right woman for Bret and says Jessica's "smart", which for some reason is not a turn-on for the Bretster. Bret was concerned about a possible anger management problem with Destiney. Bret thanks Heather for her input and sends her away, leaving him to make the decision on his own. Daisy is happy that Heather is leaving. Bret spends his last day in Vegas spending one-on-one time with Jessica and Daisy. Jessica wants to be perceived as Bret's "total package." Bret is doubtful that she's ready for his world of "jaded hurt" - whatever that means. Bret loves that she's not jaded. Jessica is confused that Bret likes her but is doubtful that she's the one for him. Daisy, "the bottomless pit of turmoil" comes into the club at the HR as Bret plunks out another of his solo "hits" on the guitar. Bret still feels that the whole story isn't out yet and asks Daisy if she has anything else to confess to. She admits that she had "befriended" CC Deville a few years ago and insists there was no physical relationship. Bret is so having none of CC's "sloppy seconds." Bret's not sure he's got an emotional connection with her, and Daisy's extremely nervous about elimination.

This elimination is a tough one for Bret. Dais gets ther first pass. I'm shocked. So's Daisy, actually. She is a crying mess, but I guess Bret has a thing for hot messes. Destiney is pissed. Ambre gets the second pass. It's down to Destiney and Jessica. Bret says Jessica is real, sincere, beautiful and oung. Bret fears her innocence and youngness. Bret is worried about Destiney's green-eyed monster. Bret calls Destiney down and asks if she can control her temper. She says she can and he gives her the pass. Jessica is heading home. I think when she was called "smart" earlier in the episode she was sunk. I was so hoping Bret was going to put Heather back into the competition. Oh, well.