The Real World: Season Finale Movin On and Out (Episode 24)

It's the final episode! After 24 grueling episodes, I can conclude this was the worst seaon yet.  Sure, we had a few good moments.  Cohutta's conversations with a grilled cheese sandwich.  isaac's well put summations on his roommates and the nonsensical fights that erupted.  Trisha getting the boot.  Yep, I think that sums up all the "good moments" this season.  Let's get this on and over with already! This week starts off with Dunbar ranting to Isaac about Ashli.  He continues on with his charade by insisting Ashli is a complete bitch to him.  No, she just doesn't sleep with him anymore.  In Dunbar's eyes, that makes her a bitch. Elsewhere, Ashli complains to KellyAnne and Parisa about Dunbar.  She says she is disgusted with the things Dunbar says to her.  She thinks that Dunbar puts whatever girl he is speaking to at the time above the other girls in the house.  

 

She thinks he just wants the girls to feel good about themselves.  If this is the case, he fails miserably.  Dunbar thinks Ashli is always trying to be on top of their situation.  He then makes a snide comment and says that the only time Ashli is on top is when she is sucking his dick. Ouch!  Isaac is a little shocked.  He just admitted he cheated.  Even though he never had to admit it, everyone knew.  Isaac says Dunbar is now screwed.  Yes, and he deserves it.  Dunbar insists he is going to tell Julie everything when he gets home.  She will see it all on t.v. anyway.  It's almost time for the kids to leave Sydney.  KellyAnne is upset about leaving Cohutta.  She says she doesn't want to think about going home.  That night, KellyAnne proclaims she is ready to have fun at the bar.  She starts dancing with this John guy. Cohutta leers in the distance.  KellyAnne bumps and grinds all over this John character.  Huttie has had enough.  

 

He pulls her away, by her skirt, and promptly asks her who she is going home with.  She insists she will be leaving with him but then runs off to finish her dance floor dry humping.  Cohutta is clearly pissed.  Then to ice the anger cake, KellyAnne flips off Cohutta.  Cohutta pulls her aside again.  They argue. KellyAnne insists she didn't flip him off.  Cohutta is over it and KellyAnne runs to the bathroom to cry.  Ashli attempts to run damage control.  She reassures him that KellyAnne does really care for him despite her blatantly slutty ways.  Cohutta couldn't care less about what Ashli says and leave. Back at the house, Cohutta calls his grandpa for some girl advice.  He tells him all about the situation.  Grandpa sees it Cohutta's way.  He doesn't think KellyAnne should be acting like that if she is with Cohutta.  He is starting to think he and KellyAnne might be on different levels.  KellyAnne and Cohutta go to sleep separately. The next morning, KellyAnne wakes up and crawls into bed with Cohutta.  She asks him why he went home last night. He flat out tells her it's because she was acting like a slut. KellyAnne insists that Ashli dances the same way.

 

But Ashli wasn't the one with Cohutta at the bar. KellyAnne apologizes and says she is really ashamed of herself.  Later that day, KellyAnne apologies again for her behavior.  Cohutta seems understand that KellyAnne is a moron who didn't mean to flip him off and dance with another guy.  KellyAnne thinks Cohutta makes her a better person.  At the same time, she is making him a worse person.  They reconcile and just want to spend the last week together.  Dunbar calls Julie.  Julie is so excited he is coming home.  Julie's mom is equally excited.  Dunbar says "well maybe she'll like me for the next few months".  Dunbar drops enough hints- Julie must know something is going on.  Or I could be giving her too much credit, as she is dating Dunbar.  Dunbar whines that Julie's mom will hate him after this.  Julie's mom apparently worships Dunbar.  Isaac and Noirin encourage him to tell Julie immediately, if he wants to save his relationship.  Isaac knows that Dunbar does feel bad but he is more upset because he is screwed. Dunbar says this is the first time he feels really bad.  Aw, I think he recognized a feeling there!  Noirin thinks Julie will dump him, which she should.  At the bar, Dunbar starts talking about Ashli.  He says she is the only girl in the house who has sucked his dick twice. Parisa is shocked. Dunbar insists he wants everyone to know.  Everyone already knows! Parisa runs to tell Ashli.  Ashli confronts Dunbar. She tries talk to him but Dunbar just stands there like an ass. Ashli gives up.  Back at home, Ashli is ready for operation confront Dunbar round 2.  

 

Ashli screams about Dunbar to Parisa.  Parisa doesn't get it.  She thinks they are both stupid.  Ashli is so pissed because she was trying to cover for him.  Parisa just literally rolls on the floor laughing.  Ashli pulls Dunbar outside.  Before she can get a word in edgewise, Dunbar flips and slams his fist on the table.  He screams that he isn't attracted to her.  Dunbar yells that she is dead.  He tells her to get hit by a bus.  She is a bitch.  She is trash.  Nice confrontation Ashli.  Ashli is very upset and cries to Noirin.  Dunbar goes inside to rant to Parisa.  He bleeds and whines while Ashli cries to Noirin outside.  Dunbar insists Ashli has no right to be angry with him.  Parisa thinks that hooking up meant a lot to Ashli.  Dunbar stands by his judgement that Ashli is a bitch who sucks. Ashli claims she is upset with herself for ever doing anything with Dunbar.  Parisa insists this doesn't define her.  Ashli feels terrible because she isn't getting anything out of the situation, not even friendship that she doesn't want.  Cohutta takes KellyAnne out to dinner.  They share a romantic dinner together.  KellyAnne says when she first met him she thought he was a hillbilly, as we all did/do.  But now she really likes him and finds him to be one of the sexiest men she has ever known. They go home to snuggle with Cohutta clad in his overalls.  They all go out to a blue grass show.  

 

Parisa takes it upon herself to sing amazing grace.  The roommates are touched by Parisa's vocals but everyone else in the bar seem to be laughing.  Parisa cries that she is going to miss her roommates.  She is happy that she can finally say that.  Ashli decides that she is going to try and talk to Dunbar again.  She just wants closure.  Ashli confronts him on what he said to Parisa.  Ashli tells him that he makes her feel bad about herself.  Dunbar is pissed about going home.  He will have to deal with the mess he made.  Julie has to drive him 5 hours to his car and then move in with him.  He is going to lose a lot.  Ashli says she hates the way he treats her.  She says she isn't just a piece of ass.  Dunbar insists she never was or will be a piece of ass. Ashli gets her closure.  They hug and make up. They go to bed.  Dunbar rolls over only to suggest they spoon.  Thank god Ashli denies him.  Dunbar says he can't believe she is that mean.  Ashli says its just self control. She fails to mention common sense! The kids start their packing.  Parisa gives gifts to all the roommates.  She gives Isaac a rock cut in a half.  One half goes to Noirin and Isaac- so wherever they are they will be together.  She gives Cohutta a wind chime- the perfect hillbilly gift.  She gives an evil eye to Ashli.  

 

All the roommates finally acknowledge that Parisa isn't awful.  Yes, she was actually one of the more normal people this season- giving that a grand total of two!  She gives Dunbar a necklace with a hole in the middle- to bring him luck and ward off bad thoughts.  Dunbar even admits that Parisa is a great girl, who never meant any harm.  The next day the they all prepare to leave the house.  Ashli is the first to go- the last to come and the first to leave! Isaac, Noirin, and Dunbar are the next to leave.  Dunbar must now face the music.  He deserves all incoming shit he will receive. They exchange their hugs.  Isaac is real excited to travel with Noirin.  KellyAnne and Cohutta are the next to go.  KellyAnne and Cohutta say their teary goodbyes at the airport.  They will miss each other dearly.  Parisa is the last to leave.  She reflects her time at the house.  She learned a lot.  Blah Blah Blah.  Next week:  The reunion....let's hope Julie dumped Dunbar's ass.