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The Real World: The Honeymoon Is Over (Episode 21)

This week starts off with all the kids getting ready for work. Yes, it's amazing they all still have a "job". They are having a meeting about their projects. They need to come up with two day itineraries for tourists in Sydney. The winning team gets an all expenses paid trip to Europe. The meet their boss who tells them they will need to have their itineraries finished in two days. The kids head home to actually start their work. Ashli's team meets and throws around ideas. Cohutta's team is doing nothing. Dunbar paces around and Cohutta is sleeping. KellyAnne wakes up and tries to help but she is useless. Dunbar suggests telling Cohutta its much later than it is to get him up. Dunbar complains to the camera that he really wants to go to Europe- yet he manages to do nothing to ensure he does. Dunbar jokes they'll just have KellyAnne flirt with everyone to win. She tries to wake up Cohutta and winds up going back to bed. Isaac tells the camera that there is no way Dunbar's team is going to Europe. He says it's fine with it and he might send Dunbar a postcard. Dunbar attempts to pry KellyAnne and Dunbar out of bed again and fails miserably.

The next morning, Dunbar wants to use the coffee maker. He starts whining about how Parisa broke it. Dunbar gets a glass and begins soaking the machine. He insists the machine got 6 months of use in 6 weeks. He calls out Parisa for using the machine too much. She drinks 6 espressos a day. Ashli snaps back and says 'what's wrong with that'. Dunbar rants and raves how its unhealthy, blah blah blah. They bicker. It's stupid. We're all dumber. Dunbar tries to 'talk' to Ashli again. He asks why she snapped at him. Ashli says all he does is bitch. The girl is learning something. Dunbar insists thats just him being irritated. Ashli screams that he is irritated all the time. Dunbar thinks he is trying to reconcile things with Ashli but she is being difficult. Parisa tells the camera that the honeymoon is officially over between them. Upstairs, the girls talk about Dunbar. KellyAnne loves that Ashli called Dunbar out on being irritated all the time. Dunbar screams from downstairs asking where the pens are. He complains that there were two pens last night and now there is one. Parisa tells him there is one upstairs he can use if he needs it. He comes upstairs huffs and puffs about the stupid pens and leaves.

Ashli says she is disgusted with herself for ever liking Dunbar. Dunbar calls his girlfriend to complain about the girls. She doesn't seem to care. Dunbar tells the camera that he lost respect for the girls in the house. Translation: He now realizes he has lost his opportunity to hook up with any of them and he can no longer cheat on his girlfriend. The boys go out. Dunbar complains to the guys how he doesn't respect any of the girls which legitimizes the way he talks to them. No, he's really just an ass- nothing more, nothing less. Cohutta tells the camera that he doesn't agree with the way Dunbar talks to the girls in the house and he would never talk to a woman or a lady that way. Cohutta's team attempts to pull together their itinerary. Cohutta remains optimistic that they'll win. Its stupid. Everyone knows they will all end up going to Europe. Dunbar gets pissed because they can't come up with a plan. They can't agree to anything. Dunbar is jealous of Isaac's team. Later that night, Dunbar says he wants to take the car and just drive. They decide to go to the cliffs. Before they know it Cohutta decides to jump and the cameras didn't manage to catch it. But we're told Cohutta jumped off this so-called cliff. The whole thing is a bit suspicious. Cohutta thought it was about a 4 foot drop when it was more like an 8 foot drop. Dunbar is concerned that the injury could hurt their team. Cohutta hops in to the kitchen. KellyAnne asks what happened. Cohutta tells her his lame story. KellyAnne is worried about the project as well.

Meanwhile, Dunbar snaps at Ashli. He screams 'why did you walk into me?'. Ashli yells back that she didn't walk into him at all. It was not her intention and it never happened. They yell back and forth about walking into one another. Isaac jokes to the camera that this has nothing to do with walking into someone. It's more like who can act like a bigger dumb ass and who can yell louder in the silly ass argument. Isaac just summed up the entire season right there- making him the best cast member. Dunbar says she is his biggest regret. Ashli continues to yell and make snide comment to him about he being a cheating ass. Dunbar thinks she treats him like an ass during the day and then comes to love him at night. The girls go outside to complain about Dunbar. Even KellyAnne realizes that he is just pissed she wont sleep with him anymore. Noirin comes over. She got into a fight with one of her co- workers so they went out drinking. Dunbar says he got into a fight today also. He says its weird because he and Noirin are very nice. Dunbar admits that he considers himself to be one of the nicest people he knows. Yes, because he must not know many people.

Isaac coaxes Dunbar to tell Noirin what the fight was about. He tells her it involved Ashli. Noirin knows it's just sexual tension. Dunbar continues to say he is one of the most considerate and thoughtful people he knows. He doesn't even kill spiders. But he manages to disrespect women on a daily basis. Ashli admits when she got there she thought she and Dunbar could've just had fun together but he is no longer attractive or desirable to her. Ashli is officially dunzo with Dunbar's horse shit. Thank god. Next week: They lead their tours. There a strict no drinking policy that Dunbar and KellyAnne do not comply.