The Real World: Praying for a Miracle (Episode 20)

This week starts off with Ashli waking up in Dunbar's bed yet again.  She whines to the camera that Dunbar remains guarded about what Julie can know- obviously as he is cheating on her and humiliating her on a cable reality show.  Dunbar's classiness really amazes me. Ashli thinks he would do whatever he wanted if he knew Julie wouldn't find out.  She fails to recognize that he is anyway.  Isaac tells the camera that Dunbar plays it off like Ashli is the one who is all over him.  Isaac says he is a pimp and all the girls in the house want him.  Dunbar thinks the only reason every girl wants him is because he has a girlfriend.  That and girls are trained to like assholes.  Yes, it's sad and true.  Dunbar insists that every time he goes to bed Ashli is already there.  Dunbar says KellyAnne and Cohutta are back together as well.  Isaac doesn't approve.  KellyAnne says she is just trying to have fun and she will see what happens with Cohutta.  Cohutta and KellyAnne scamper off to bed.  Meanwhile, Noirin and Parisa are chatting downstairs.  They hear squealing coming from upstairs and start giggling.  Yep, they are getting it on.  Parisa laughs that KellyAnne sounds like a cat.  Mid-hump KellyAnne climbs off Cohutta and says the condom busted.  She admits to the camera that she isn't on birth control either.  KellyAnne hops back into bed.  Cohutta says if she is pregnant she is coming to Georgia with him because he is the most fertile guy in the world. Sex with Cohutta is scary enough, let alone the idea of moving to Hicksville Georgia to raise their illegitimate child together.  Sounds like a blast.  KellyAnne hopes she not pregnant because she doesn't want kids.  Cohutta insists that if she is pregnant they need to get married and raise a family.  Or she needs to just go get the damn morning after pill, which is a whole lot simpler.  Isaac says Cohutta and KellyAnne have a good dynamic together because they are both cool.  He fails to mention dumb.  It would probably be a pretty kid but dumb as hell. KellyAnne calls her sister. She says Cohutta is being crazy about the whole thing, with the talks of moving to Georgia and getting married.  KellyAnne wonders if it might be fate.  Meanwhile, Noirin grills Dunbar about his relationship with Julie.  She knows he had sex with Ashli and tries to pry it out of him.  Dunbar continues to deny it.  Noirin and everyone else knows he is full of shit.  Ashli tells her mom how she spoons with Dunbar.  Even Ashli's mom knows it's just weird.  She tells her that there is an attraction there that is unfortunate.  Her mom tells her not to ruin his relationship with his girlfriend.  Ashli insists he already ruined it.  KellyAnne says she will know if she is pregnant or not in a few days.  Why doesn't she just go get the morning after pill like a normal person?  I guess it makes for better television to wait it out.  Cohutta calls his grandpa.  Cohutta tells his grand pappy about the "accident".  He says he is worried about disappointing them.  His grandpa reminds him that a man is defined by how he handles himself in a crisis- words of wisdom from a wise old man.  Cohutta goes on to say he will accept responsibility for his actions.  All the kids go out.  Dunbar continues to deny sleeping with Ashli.  Ashli is pissed everyone is talking about her.  What else do they have to talk about? Dunbar doesn't want anyone to know he is cheating on Julie- too late.  That night, they end up in bed together, once again.  Dunbar asks Ashli if she would have a three some with Julie.  Ashli thinks that Dunbar is extremely disrespectful.  He always says "you know you want me" and that grosses her out- clearly not enough.  Ashli says they are setting up a computer schedule.  She says she is trying to stay away from him because he doesn't return affection.  Yes, he's a dick.  We all know this.  The next night, they all go out to a cowboy bar.  KellyAnne and Cohutta canoodle all night.  They dance and kiss.  She says it's the first time they've kissed in public.  The next morning, KellyAnne and Cohutta go to church.  They sing, they pray, and think about having a baby.  Again, why didn't she just go get the damn morning after pill! A few days later, KellyAnne gets her period.  She is excited.  Cohutta says he wasn't really all that worried about it.  Ashli is on the computer.  Dunbar wants to use it.  They start bickering about their block schedule system.  Dunbar calls her irrational and a stupid bitch.  He continues to rant and rave while Ashli walks away.  Ashli runs upstairs to cry.  She is upset because he called her a stupid bitch.  Ashli insists she is done with him.  The next night, Dunbar says he doesn't want Ashli to hate him.  They sit down to talk.  Dunbar goes on how he talks to her the same way he talks to everyone else. Yes, that IS the problem. She says that he degraded her by calling her a stupid bitch.  She grabs his hand and ultimately decides to give him a second chance.  Next week:  Dunbar and Ashli continue to fight and scream at each other.