30 Rock: SeinfeldVision (Episode 201)

Seinfeld!Jack hasn't told anyone at corporate about his heart attack, and doesn't plan to. Instead he wants to focus on his new initiative, which is already in motion after the success of Jack's summer programming, introducing America to such shows as "America's Next Top Pirate" and "MILF Island". Jack's new idea is "SeinfeldVision", which is the insertion of digitized clips from "Seinfeld" into current NBC shows such as "Law & Order: SVU" (he's a suspect), "Heroes", and "Deal Or No Deal". It will be a great surprise to Jerry himself, who will be back in the States once SeinfeldVision has kicked off.

Unfortunately, Jerry isn't in Europe -- he's in the States, and he's surprised to find that through the magic of SV, he's the celebrity host on "MILF Island". There's nothing he can do to stop Jack, except maybe buy the network and turn it into the biggest Lane Bryant in Midtown. Ha! Jack asks for a couple of days to come up with something new, and doesn't do very well, even with Liz's limited help (she's too busy going crazy). He begs Seinfeld to let him proceed, then makes a deal -- free commercials for "Bee Movie", one night of SV, and a huge cash donation to charity. Agreed!

Jenna's gained weight after spending the summer starring in "Mystic Pizza: The Musical". If she can't lose the weight, she has to put on at least 60 more pounds if she expects to work. I don't anticipate her succeeding, as she's seen seating more pizza and trying to use vertical stripes to trick people into believing that she's lost the weight.

Tracy's wife has thrown him out, taking the house and Grizz. Why? Tracy's been ministering to prostitutes and sending them to computer school. Angie didn't kick Tracy out until the tabs got a pic of Tracy ministering to a lady of the night... and mistook her for Angie. Until Tracy can get back into his wife's good graces, Kenneth will take over Angie's non-sexual wifely duties. Kenneth's first task? Taking his wedding ring, and selling it to raise money for a Wii. Trouble in paradise sets in, when Tracy's jealousy of Kenneth fawning over bigger celebrity Seinfeld comes to a head. Can this relationship be saved?

Liz and Floyd broke up, so she spent the summer developing new hobbies -- quilting! Wearing flip-flops in public! Even though she doesn't have a man, it's totally her year. It doesn't make her feel any better, though, to serve as a bridesmaid in Cerie's wedding, officially making her the bride's "something old". That, coupled with finding out that Floyd's got a new girlfriend, drives Liz to buy a wedding dress, thus setting in a motion of events that ends with her dying and finally meeting the guy of her dreams in heaven. Really? The dress-up doesn't last long when the writers find Liz wearing her dress in her office -- the sight of a single woman in a wedding gown is too funny for them not to leave her alone in her misery. Escaping to give Seinfeld a tour, she freaks out on Jerry. She ends up in the empty studio, eating takeout. Jack finds her after making the SV deal, where he reminds her that it's going to be their year, and he won't let her be her if she's going to out like that. And with that, the romance between Liz and her "$4,000 ham napkin" is offically over. Time to get back to work.