We have a winner! And the DVD of season 1 of "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" goes to...

After poring over thousands of entries in the contest to win the season 1 DVD of "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency", I am pleased to announce that we have a winner!

Jen A. of San Francisco won over the PCJ staffers with not one but six haiku on everybody's favorite supermodel of the world:

You told Kimora
To pawn some of her bling bling
For fresh fake nails. Phat!

Give me legs like hers
That go all the way up to
Freshly tightened neck

Honesty is a
Virtue or so I have heard.
Ave St Janice!

If I had her cash
I would do the same as her:
Have Sly buy my boobs

Reality Star
Didn't marry a Brady
There are still two left

Botox, Lipo, Tits
Collagen Lip Injections
Fierce plastic icon

Many thanks to everybody for their entries, and a special shout-out to Razor & Tie for hooking us up with a great prize.