Kylie has the cancer

Kylie has cancer. My brother just IM'ed this to me, and I thought he was joking until I did a Google search, and he was totally right. Kylie has been diagnosed with breast cancer, and has canceled her Australian tour to undergo treatment immediately.

As Kylie is my favorite of the pop princesses, I am heartbroken. I am sad. I am calculating the cost of sending a small yet tasteful bouquet of flowers to her in Australia. In a statement released by Frontier Touring Company, Kylie says "I am sorry to have disappointed my fans. Nevertheless, hopefully all will work out fine and I'll be back with you all again soon." (Props to CNN for the quote.)

Kylie, I'm not disappointed, but I am concerned and hopeful that you will recover and return to your lovely life of making music, selling lingerie, and canoodling with your hottie-pants boyfriend, Olivier Martinez, as soon as possible.